In a stunning moment at the end of a typically boring Lincoln City City Council meeting, Margie Perry, a city employed "Float Fairy," disclosed that she has learned that the majority of floats created in 2024 and 2025 for the hugely popular "Finders Keepers" glass float give away were in fact made in glass factories where dairy products may have come in contact with the orbs.
As an American I can only speculate at how bad Europe usually smells in the summer. But, come the beginning of the Summer Olympics, add another half a million people to a country the size of 3 square shaped states and the risk of olfactory assaults rises exponentially.
Then, on top of that, toss in a few thousand athletes wearing nothing but tennis shoes, tank tops and nylon shorts and you've got a recipe for fungal disaster.
