At today’s Lincoln County Board of Commissioners meeting, the three members unanimously voted to replace the county’s fleet of 1400 vehicles with brand new Tesla Cybertrucks.
With very little discussion, and no competing bids allowed, the motion to buy 1400 Tesla Cybertrucks was approved and a huge novelty check for 177,800,00 dollars was presented via Zoom to Tesla founder Elon Musk.
“This is really a step in the right direction for the county.” Said Claire Hall. “I can’t wait to try one of these out on the beach!”
“Lincoln County’s decision to purchase so many new Cybertrucks makes me feel like the wealthiest man in America!” beamed Mr. Musk.
The first Cybertruck delivery is expected after the check clears.
Please say it isn’t so.
I like it. Funny! Not crazy.
You have got to be kidding me! What a waste of tax payers money. This needs to be investigated. How can the country afford this? These trucks are over $80k. The community needs to be outraged over this. No wonder our property tax is so ridiculous.
This article has to be a misprint. How can the Lincoln County Commissioners vote yes on this?
Our taxes are extremely high and you voted to have Tesla trucks as Count vehicles. That is $112 million just for vehicles? Does this commission understand some people will loose their homes because of high taxes? Why wasn’t this voted on by the people? Maybe DOGE should come in and audit the county’s books?
I’ve lost respect for Politicians…
We’re in a Constitutional Crisis and Musk and the MAGA are destroying this country..infact Musk is infadic about that This is a “Revolution”
There are Other Electric Vehicles to pick from…by doing this you are telling the Elderly, the LGBTQ community, Immigrant community and the Rule of Law doesn’t Matter…..
Read Project 2025…
READ PROJECT 2025
It has already proven to be uninsurable as it is a piece of junk.
I hope this is a joke. Why would anyone buy a vehicle with so many recalls?
I’m glad to live in the richest county in Oregon
PARODY
April fools you fools!
Well this is a
April fool’s day. This is a waist of tax payer money.
Lame! Feed the billionaires… ewe… What a piece of crap vehicle. Cyber trucks on the coast!? Hilarious! Can you say rust and corrosion? What a waste of tax payers money.
April Fools, guys, April Fools.
April fools….