At today’s Lincoln County Board of Commissioners meeting, the three members unanimously voted to replace the county’s fleet of 1400 vehicles with brand new Tesla Cybertrucks.
With very little discussion, and no competing bids allowed, the motion to buy 1400 Tesla Cybertrucks was approved and a huge novelty check for 177,800,00 dollars was presented via Zoom to Tesla founder Elon Musk.
“This is really a step in the right direction for the county.” Said Claire Hall. “I can’t wait to try one of these out on the beach!”
“Lincoln County’s decision to purchase so many new Cybertrucks makes me feel like the wealthiest man in America!” beamed Mr. Musk.
The first Cybertruck delivery is expected after the check clears.
